Ryan Blender is here!

Another sleepless night spent with a bottle of cheap alcohol at Joe’s bar. Thanks to the internet, the Private Eye business isn’t nearly as rewarding as it used to be, and the lack of excitement is killing Ryan.

He needs some adventure, a challenge… and so far his only customers are dudes suspecting their wives of cheating on them – still boring but at least Ryan can always get some hot photos of married women doing nasty things that they would never let their husbands do.

He even once tried to sell a set of pics involving a African American Politician and a hot widow, but once the parties involved found out, he got his ass kicked so he quit that part of the business.

Yes. That’s his life. Try to face his problems in our latest adventure game.